Sporks- Weapons of Mass Destruction

Lately there have been reports that Sporks have been adding to the government’s secret list of weapons of mass destruction. Sporks are using for many things like eating, making mud pies, making music, etc. This could be the last of the sporks in the U.S

A repesentive of KFC said to us in an interview that this could just end the realm of KFC. And that KFC could not buy individual spoons and forks. “We are just so lost on why they would put them on the list” said a KFC customer.

The reasons why they have put them on the list is because they are a danger. A government official said this about the whole thing “They are just so dangerous because you can poke an eye out and you can scratch people with them, they are just dangerous to the public and should be banned from being used again” This all we have on this tragic turn of events for sporks.